If u know any other noob variation pls add them to this list :)



newb", "n3wb" "newbit", "knob", "noob", "no0b", "n00b", "nib", "nibblins", "Frodo Nooblins", "fruity noob", "newblet(s)", "nub sauce", Noobzors, "nubz", "nubcakes", "nublich", "nubzorz", "Niblit", "nob", "nab", "naab", and "nublets


s00b", "ch00b", "fr00b" and "gl00b

n()()b", "n|_|b" and "n@@b
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Noob talk
An underground joke is "noob talk" or "NUB/NOB TALK". Noob talk is when an individual uses harsh spelling errors and terrible punctuation to insult noobs. A lot of "real" noob talk is found on games such as Gunbound, Ragnarok Online, MapleStory, Counter-Strike, and RuneScape. Also, there are many examples of noob talk on game-related websites, especially forums. An example of this dialect is "ITAM PLZ" (translated into "Items Please") (In RuneScape, the higher leveled players usually use the term "PLX/PLOX/PLZ" when imitating N00b Speak."). Other examples of "noob talk" is randomly shouting "i 4m t3h pWn!" and "t3h d00m!". Noob talk is mostly used to make fun of players who whine and ask for money or items. More advanced players might mockingly walk up to a low-level character and plead "moses plz!!" or "i want godl! plz!?". "M3 Wn4t M0n3y!!1!!!!!!11111111" Noob talk is fairly simple to grasp. The main characteristic of noob talk is to make numerous spelling mistakes and overuse common Internet slang. Some noob talk includes l33t characteristics, such replace "E" with "3" or "you" with "j00". It is easy to discern between "real" noob talk and "joke" noob talk. In many ways, this is similar to the 1980s B1FF postings on Usenet.

Example of real "noob talk":

OMG LOLOLOLO U SUK!!!!!!!11 Translation : Oh my god. Laughing out loud. You suck!
OMFG R U SERIUS??? <<PERSON>> IS SUCH A N00B!!!1 : Oh my f****** god. Are you serious? This person is such a noob!
CAN I HAV SUM FREE STUFF PLZ???? : Can I have some free stuff, please?
give me mony or i kill j00!! : Give me money or I will kill you!
im ur gf nub........giv me free stuff!!!1! : I'm your girlfriend, noob! Give me free stuff! (apparently this guys a nub for asking for free stuff)
Example of joke "noob talk":

OMGWTFBBQ U SUK11onehundredeleven11!one
omfgkthxbai11one1+shift
OMFG <<Insert character here>> gots <<insert weak weapon here>>!!11 He winzar!!11111 ROFLMAO
any variant of "How I mine 4 fish?" This phrase, combining noobish grammar and game ignorance, comes from VGcats
Utilization of noob or n00b as an insult is very similar in act being called a troll; certain actions trigger someone's "noob" or "n00b" label, as a form of group insult.

Noob generally describes a player's current behavior rather than his level of game experience. Although apparently originating from reactions to the ignorance among new players, its usage extends to high-level players who act similarly, and invalid with new players who lack apparent foolishness. For low levels the more correct term Newbie is used, although not always.


i had nothing to do :) can you tell!



haha just found out that HASU (korean) is the equivalent of noob (english)_
This post has been modified on2006-11-09-19:19:31by blanket!

babon in korean mean stupid/idiot lolz

so thats why that word was never used in OZ you would get just stars... lol funny and it shows how bored i am when i took the time to read all that... when really i should be taking screen shots for my review... darn you forum... okay i am better now... Oh look birds....

haha take note not to look direct up at bird that is flying above you or chances are u will end up singing "Little Birdy Inda Sky Dropped a Sh!t rite in mai eye, me no say, me no cry, me just happy cows dont fly~" <--- my sig ^^

lol never heard of that song... besides all the birds have flown south for the winter....

>.> i made the song up, nor wander i being seeing so many bird around my house lately, and apparently one family decide to build nest onto of my house now we dropping everyday =/

yikes... well its a funny and good song...

Nice article
I don't really know that noob has so many style of writing

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Originally Posted bylean

Wow.. yea me too :)
I learnet it now ...
So many words to say noob :))
I just use noob or newbie..

lols

how about guys who disguise as chix? to have some free loots

Lol chix or chiks yeaa thats funny too..
Or i had heard before Nobleman too :))
( maybe Jacka$$ ) ? :))

noobs are the annoying ones... other than that i call them neebs

nobleman .. hahaha that a good one

the main thing everyone needs to know and learn when playing any sort of game is how to spot the true noobs and now to spot the morons.

a true noob will help their team out to the best of their abilities at the time. they generally get bossed around by the better players but in so doing they them selfs learn to be better.

a moron does a rambo stunt and normally gets their team wiped out do to their stupidity. they are generally insulted and bashed by every person within a 20 miles of them.

the best way to spot a good player is their kill ratio and by now much of their time is spent giving suggestions or helping out everyone. ^_^

dont know how many morons called me a noob as a medic in BF2... HAHAHA even though i'v taken out tanks as a medic C_c there are truelly some really moronic people on the internet now days T_T' quite a shame the good players quit to work and the morons take over

yeh, i got called a noob for giving new starters too much money to help them level(he asked nicely and his a chix common man, well i fink shes a chick... @@ oh wait... no0o0 dont tell me its a he!! >.<")

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Originally Posted byCheval_de_Bataile


Hahaha doing the cyber.. lol

lolz apparently its popular but i dont get it at all ~.^

As far as I know...
newb - a person who has just joined the game;
n00b - someone who plays the game for a long time and still acts like he has just joined, running around and asking for itanz plzzzz, doing lame scams etc.

I also once got called a Corn00b. lolz 1 r 1337 ph34r ma1 n0abn3ss