WARNING: this thread may contain mmorpg stereotypes that are unsuitable for readers who are too serious or sensible about it.

If WoW was made by a Korean company... (not listed in any particular order)

1. If WoW was made by a Korean company... No matter what your class is, you would always need to bring at least 1000 hp and mp pots...

2. If WoW was made by a Korean company... There would be no lvl cap at lvl 70(burning crusade expansion), however, no matter how hard u lvl/train, you would never reach lvl 70...

3. If WoW was made by a Korean company... IronForge would be filled entirely with afk vendors' stalls and any item could be found there...

4. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Number of quests would be 1/1000 of what WOW has now, but number of mobs spawns would be 1000x of what WOW has now.

5. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Almost everybody would have a cute little pet

6. IIf WoW was made by a Korean company... Having millions of golds in game is perfectly normal

7. If WoW was made by a Korean company... You come back to the game after leaving it for half year, it would still be the same version

8. If WoW was made by a Korean company... There likely would be item malls and your tier 4, 5, 6 & legendaries (even exp) can be bought there

9. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Fishing would only require you to click on water, then you could go on and watch some anime or sumthing...

10. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Developers would just add 2 new mobs, 3 more cloth and 1 more map, then they would call this a new version...and just add a tiny bit more for expansions...

11. If WoW was made by a Korean company... After you've played it for 2 years, WoW2 would be already coming out soon...

12. If WoW was made by a Korean company... You would probably like the background musics at first, but eventually you would get annoyed by them.

13. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Characters would look very beautiful, but actual motion would look very dull

14. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Attacks, spells and also equips would look over flashy, there might need a seisure warning at beginning

15. If WoW was made by a Korean company... There would be many grammar errors and typo in its text

16. If WoW was made by a Korean company... There would be few skills, and still half of them could be useless

17. If WoW was made by a Korean company... When they promote the game, they would always claim it's the most visually stunning ever.

18. If WoW was made by a Korean company... Before beta, no one doesnt know about the game, after the beta, no one would care about the game.

19. If WoW was made by a Korean company... After 2 years of playing, you would ask yourself if the developer will repay you for the lost of your youth.

20. If WoW was made by a korean company... you would discover the only enjoyment of the game to be making enemys, so you could find ppl to pk, to get out your anger when your bored.

21. If WoW was made by a Korean company...the English version would have like 200 delays before it could be "officially" released.

22. If WoW was made by a Korean company... a humans starting location is the same as an elves' starting location

23. If WoW was made by a korean company... It would be marketed and advertised to preteens.

24. If WoW was made by a korean company... Half the people playing would be bots.

25. If WoW was made by a korean company... It would have 2 Versions the Korean version and the "International Version" The International Version would be used Strictly to fund and add content to the Korean Version.

26. If WoW was made by a Korean comapny... u would have at least 30 ppl ask u where the job changing npc is located..after telling them 5 minutes later they come back and ask u the same question

27. If WoW was made by a korean company... PVP would consist of two individuals. The LONGEST PLAYING PLAYER vs THE PLAYER WITH MONEY.

28. If wow was made by a Korean Company...Female character models would have chests larger than their heads with plenty of detail and animation around that area.

29. If wow was made by a Korean Company...you would confuse male characters with female characters on occasion until you got use to what features the male characters can have as opposed to females

30. If wow was made by a Korean Company...the emotes would not be preformed by your character, rather, a chat bubble would pop up with a "cutsie" anime face performing the emotion.

31. If wow was made by a Korean Company...you not be able to change your appearance by changing your armor.

32. If wow was made by a Korean Company...there would be three hair styles, three colors, and three face styles.

33. If wow was made by a Korean Company... Parties would only be for friends to use, everybody else would just grind the many spawning Ragnaros in molten core.

34. If wow was made by a Korean Company... All the boss would be put in the caves waiting for players to kill. There would be hundreds of people killing a boss at the same time. After it's killed, there would be massive camping at the boss spawn.

35. If WOW was made by a Korean Company... You would have to wait 5 years for it to come out in English even when its done in Korea.

36. If WOW was made by a Korean Company... All the characters would look like super models, male or female. Clean cut, a bit built, *HOT*

37. If WOW was made by a Korean Company... You would make a female just to look at her huge breasts, *bigger then they already are in WoW*

38. If WOW was made by a Korean Company... People would be killing others for KSSN to join, then find out its crap.

39. If WOW was made by a Korean Company... It would be called *Wrld o the wearcraft.*

40. If WOW was made by a N. Korean Company... It would have nuclear warheads.

41. If WOW was made by a N. Korean Company... Kim-Jong Il would be the head Admin, or *I will nuke you*

42. If WOW is made by a Korean Company... In North, you would not be able to type things freely without getting killed.

43. If WOW is made by a N. Korean Company... America would invade it and put a sticker on it saying, *Made in America*.

44. If WOW is made by a N. Korean Company... American IPs would be blocked.

45. If WoW was made by a Korean Company... You would found lots twins and clones around you in newbie towns.

46. If WOW was made by a Korean Company... all types of events would start at 10am GMT on a monday morning.

47. if WoW was made by a Korean company... You would uninstall it 5 minutes after you've played

48. if WoW was made by a korean company... there wouldn't be any chinese gold farmers! because nobody would play wow to buy gold for it!

49. if WoW was made by a Korean company... it would be POINT AND CLICK!

50. If WoW was made by a Korean company... it would have about 9 patches in a month for one skill

99. If wow was made by a Korean Company... you would probably quit after a day of playing

100. If WoW was made by a Korean Company... this entertaining thread wouldnt be made


What's your guess on if Wow was made by a Korean company?
please give your ideas and comments =)

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listed and created by Meteo, special thx to following contributors:
Nakamura, clid21, Afro-American, TrayDay, Whist, Jin-Roh, Tuberkulos, Syetactic, Mike Tyson, Trisomy

Last Note: We have nothing against Koreans or Korean mmorpgs =) We tried to stay true to the topic.
I think the bring-home message is that Korean companies tend to use this kind of mold to mass-produce MMORPGs, so they can make as much money as they can. Whether that's good or bad, Korean/Asian MMORPGs VS. Western MMORPGs, those are for you to decide. Personally I think people should not start a business for the money, but for the ideas.

You're welcome to discuss it here, but please follow the forum rules (no flamming etc)

again, thx for reading =)

These are mostly the truth.

cant agree more

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Originally Posted bymeteo


If WoW was made by a Korean Company, you'd be hired on as one of the English translators. ("You would found lots twins and clones").

lol, so long, agree most

lolz looks like like im the only one diagreeing here @@ haha to think a guy actually spent time writing that is wow... look outside the window there is the sun and there is clouds.... how long havent you been out...

errr.. i am gonna agree 100%you are absolutely orect at least for most

It would also have no colored characters.

I am gonna 100% agree lol

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Originally Posted byStrawHatMDL


I agree with you to disagree. Who ever wrote that is a noob who don't play enough Pure Korean(as in not playing the English Version) Games :)
There is alot more Positive things in Korean games that you don't find in English games. thats why it's best to play the Original Korean version of games!

ps. WoW gives a bad name to Korean games >_< you can't really compare WoW to a korean game if you look at it more...

edit : and im not trying to start a flame war, was just saying my opinion since i play hundreds of non-english games XD
This post has been modified on2007-01-31-19:29:42by nzrock!

hahaha nice one, found this an entetaining read! :P

Love these: 14 24 28 39 47

You are Absolutely Correct,
If WoW was made by Korean Companies
They woudn't have so many classes. :P

It's sad that so many of those would probably be true.

if WoW was made by a Korean company... there probably wouldnt have been so many words to read. but then again what do i know.. it might turn out to be more words to read when we are praising how nice it'd be if it was made by a NA company and ranting shits about the years needed to grind this thing up to the level of peer pressure since everyone is ranting but getting there

i didnt read them all but 1~10 sounds true

If WoW was made by an korean company it wouldn't be P2P cause WoW ain't even that good :P

lol very interesting!!!!

If WoW was made by a korean company, i will be playing it right now.

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Originally Posted byxPokable


Shut up xD
Maybe it aint that good but you get !&*$@#*& Addicted =p

why call him a noob its true for example rf online