Some people have caught the 2Moons craze, you or at least one of your (imaginary) friends are playing or have played this game. This game has many positive features and many negative features, here I will argue my point on what I can remember.

Help Systems
newbie help
To start off we have the newbie mini help system.

it has little things on the side that will never help you. This feature is only for people who cannot open a door without first trying to lick it, so not for you. Turn it off right away.

helper system
When you just start out, Press H, quickly, and constantly. This takes you to the main help section, read everything twice, then you are good to go, unless you are a summoner. But that becomes obvious soon after.

Graphics
The graphics can be great, but then you can freak out when you cannot see past your ankles.

Also, when you type, your words get cut off, it is depressing. You have to look in the real chat area to see what people say… sigh. (this is graphics spun out of control, turned way down and zoomed out... it was for maximum effect... kekeke)

Fishing system
Fishing is fun, but before level 40 you want to punch your computer in the face. Fish get away, for no apparent reason. Fishing supplies cost more than you are willing to pay, the pay of it can be terrible... minnow after minnow for one gem. You might as well grind for the money to buy a gem. It also doesn’t look cool.


Character Selection
6 characters, that is all. no more no less. Everyone looks the same.

But you can customize them, riiiigiht? No. not yet. Acclaim has made various statements as to getting character customization. I hope to see it soon.

PK system
if you know me, you want to see this, because it will be bias. Good luck suckas. PK is a system to without warning PvP someone, so watch your ass while grinding or doing a quest. EVERYONE IS OUT TO GET YOU. Be paranoid, it keeps you on your toes.

Hablas Español?
You better. You better speak 3 languages. Everyone speaks a different language. Get to know them, you are an American? Stop being an ignorant jackass and learn a new language. World don’t revolve around you.

Exp System
You want experience? Work for it. Want to know how many people want to powerlevel you? Nobody. Nobody loves you. Nobody wants a noob running around them for 3 hours asking questions… never shutting up. If someone says they will, you want to know what is about to happen? They take you to Heiharp and PK you. That is what happens. I have given noobs items before, I have done it to about 12 people, and I stopped, because then they ran after me asking for more and more and powerlevels and more information. I ended up PKing 5 of them… sorry.

Seriously, you need to grind, join a party, grind some more, do “kill so many of this monster” quests, those get you good items and quests.

The exp is good, it goes up well, I like it, it is fair.

Open Beta
There are glitchy problems and just overall stupid minor things that will piss you off. Things that piss me off?
AFK levelers
low health gain
Needing a segnale
Segnale is pronounced “seniale” the g is silent
Carlos Mencia

But there is good news. You get to suggest things. That’s right, suggest. Wooo. Make a difference and voice your opinion or you will stay pissed off, the VGMs and GMs and what not want to hear it, becasue they probably get something out of it.

PvP
this takes waaaay to long. all matches last too long, you have no idea when the other is about to die, and GUESS WHUT? it got currupted, people, when they realize they are about to lose... disconnect. game over man, game over.

Guilds
Wanna make one? no... you really dont. you think you do, see that look on your face? you wanna make one, good luck with that. you need to be a high level and spend your hard earned DIL. then you get to make it, and of course you need t omake a retarded name right? Make sure it is something no one will recognize, make sure to misspell it... or just call it the "PimpSlapMyMonkey" guild, that is the crave. calling it something no one will want to join and everyone will hate. the problem is, people will join any guild. so you will have people in your guild, but expect the people who join "PimpSlapMyMonkey" to be as old as the guild is, 6 days old and have the vocabulary of a black infant. (I only say that because white people never shut the hell up, and asians are to worried about the elderly to have infants, so cant say them either.)



The Community
The obvious white people
These are the ones asking the rangers to dance. They come up to the female characters, treat you nice, and call you Babe, or honey, or cutie. These are virgins and are 15 years old. You don’t need to talk to them, because they might become or already are one of the following

1. The obvious wanna be gang member but got a computer instead
These shout racial slurs and have a fun time just cussing and saying ‘yo’ and ‘gangsta’
I recommend you PK these on sight… do us all a favor

2. The #(*$& dude
This guy cannot say a sentence without cussing involved. Normally they don’t know what a noun or verb is, tell them to use the words they say properly in a sentence, they cant, because they don’t know what they say means..

The Nice Guy
This guy will ask you to party, say how old he is, and just generally talk to you. This is the guy you want to invite to your house for a cup of tea. He will kill monsters fast but still have time to type things out correctly and politely. This is 1/200 guy. Add him to your friends list.

The ‘Nice’ Guy
I know I know, I said this already. No I haven’t, this one has ‘ ‘ which makes it different. This is the ‘NICE’ guy. He starts to act like the guy above. But 2 minutes in he will PK someone and start cussing and then acting like guy 1 or 2. if you friended him thinking he was the guy above…. Delete him. Or block him if that is a feature.

The “I AM TOO A GIRL” person
This is the one that plays a character and likes to say she/he/it is a girl. Constantly. Without stop. Redundantly. Then asks questions of you… I think this one is normally really a girl, because girls never STFU or a guy, that is gay… because gays never STFU

Not talking, grinding character
This one will grind without stop and wont talk to you. Get in a party with this guy… you will not regret the extra exp. And he is cheap too, because he normally heals himself. And doesn’t talk. If you are married, you will want to divorce your wife and partner with him because he is so quiet. Ask to friend this character. He will accept. You will never hear from him again.

Understunker norste? (this is do you understand Norwegian? In their native tongue, or something like that, you cant expect me to remember anything my uncle says while I am drunk)
This guy will talk in a different language. And assume you understand him. You wont, he speaks Jibberish to you and you speak it right back to him… run far away from this guy.

I AM BUYING/SELLING ITEM IN CAPS guy
He is in every game, just… don’t look at chat for a while and he will go away… unless he follows you thinking you might randomly give him items… don’t… its like feeding wolves. Feed em once and then they think they are allowed to eat you and take over your territory, pissing on your front lawn and making it brown and such… where was I going with this? Oh right… just stay far far far far far away.

MP3 system
This is a godsent, you copy paste mp3 files to the music area of 2moons. Then you get to listen to your own music while you grind. Nothing like killing spiders to the sound of music… soundtrack. Shut up, I am not gay.


Personal shops
They are great, like every other game. Until you see the jerk with the GREAT stuff. And he is selling for just too much…. Just too much for you to buy it… (caution do not stab your monitor… it is just a guy who wants more than you have, the funny thing is he knows how much you have… he is out to get you)

Stay tuned for terrible updates. I will post more of my views as I continue to love this game… god knows why… maybe he doesn’t…

This post has been modified on Aug 09 , 2007 10:18:31 PM by KiraMoto.

Lol I find it funny ^^

The picture you posted it doesn't look too good with the graphics. Are the graphics like that in the4 actual game 2Moons? That's what I wanna know.

thats with the graphics turned all the way down.

Lmao

-NoF

OMFG that was the best i laughed so hard i cried the best part is it's all true omg thats the best i guess i fall under the not talking grinding character

Very good thread. I like the real stuff that is based on. I only have couple of add-ons :)

Hablas Español?
Lets be real. Universal computer language is english. American, UK, w/e...its english. Offcourse, everybody almost speaks 1-2 more languages. I speak native Serbian n Romanian. All the english I know I learned from computers, ...and movies...and music. But, NOT everybody on 2M speaks Serbian or Romanian, so in respect to others I use english. Also, if I need any help, for sure I have more chances if I ask in english than some other language. If I learn spanish, then an mongolian will come so I need to learn mongolian. Then, a dude from africa will come, I need to learn french or swahilli...its better for ALL of us to stick to english. Maybe I have an isue with usa (they bombed my country ffs in '99) but english is NOT their language :)
Fine, you can speak your native language, but do it on whisper, or in "ONLY Portoricans" guild.

mp3
this is FTW

cheers :)

Nice, Ya i fall under the grinding character. But, i do talk in guild chat =o

so many grinders here. I am the nice guy. I love to chit chat with the peeps I am with. I joined a nice guy guild... it has a few pricks, but thats ok... I'll kick them later >.>

Its easy to grind if you play with friends from like other games and know very well :o
we all compete with each other in levels and such... fun :>

Quote:
Originally Posted by NguoiViet


Thats the thing with me. We moved from ConquerOnLine, like 20 of us, and now with what we learned on CO (n00bs, leechers, ^*&!@ guys, grinding, etc...) this game is easier to play.

I, having 32 yrs (LOL, stfu I'm not old) :):):) easy can spot how young/old are players. By the way they talk, they comment, they react on things so then I can filter and choose my own group of friends :)
This post has been modified on Aug 10 , 2007 12:52:26 AM by 1n0ne.

From here

To here

Planning to get to 50's by tomorrow or at least close

level 46, nice... but this is not... discussing... topic at hand... or it is... 2moons is fairly addictive, I see how you can get to 46 being addicted.

Yeah I think I'd fall under the not talking, grinding person. it's not that I don't wanna party or talk but for me I feel as though it's not super important till they talk to me first. I have to agree with all that you said lol it was pretty funny.

i like grinding..... especially with my mates. i tlk alot too XD

but!!!!!

noobs who asked to be powerleveled annoy me.... if i offer coz im bord i dont mind, but people who ask deserve to be pked

This post is so funny, I always laugh . Just don't let get out of hand guys then ima have to take action .

-NoF

Good read and some good laughs. Thanks!

Ha, ha

Nice,truthfull,... simply great.

P.S. is that Ayreon (Voices.mp3) in your list. If so, you get bonus aplause from me.